Friday, July 3, 2009

I think It's Time to Bring Back the Word of the Day...



orotund

  \OR-uh-tuhnd\ , adjective:

1.
Characterized by fullness, clarity, strength, and smoothness of sound.
2.
Pompous; bombastic.


"Jennifer Hudson has quite the orotund voice"
 "Rush Limbaugh is an orotund idiot ". 

Palin is about to be the Past!


The Washington Post recently reported that Alaska Governor Sarah Palin (Uber-Republican) plans to resign. Palin says, "I know when it's time to pass the ball for victory."  Her resignation will take effect on July 26 and she will be succeeded by Sean Parnell (R).

Mrs. Palin...your term isn't even over!!!! I'm sensing there's a scandal she's trying to avoid!! If she gets out of office now, America will probably forget about her craziness by the 2012 Election. 

At least now, she can take care of Track, Trig, Bristol, Willow, Piper and grandson Tripp(born to Bristol who is only about 19 or 20). A grandma's gotta do what a grandma's gotta do! 



PS. Art.Dreams.Faith.Hope.Love

More Michael Jackson Mayhem



See, i know Michael Jackson was the King of Pop and has sold and insane amount of records (Thriller went 28x platinum) and I'm sure the number in increasing since his passing, but why do we have to be all up in his business as if people aren't actually grieving his loss? 

As famous as he is, no one's will should be on CNN as public domain. How do you think the Jackson family (read: small village) is supposed to feel? As Janet Jackson said at the BET Awards (read: Hot Mess Jamie Foxx Variety Show), "To you all he's an icon. To us, he's family." AKA---leave his personal documents just that. Personal.

In case you didn't hear, Jordan Chandler, the boy who MJ had "molested" (which led to a 2-million dollar settlement and MJ's painkiller addiction) has confessed that he LIED. 
"Now for the first time i can’t bare to lie anymore. Michael Jackson didn’t do anything to me, all was my father lies to escape from being poor.” says Jordan. 

It's crazy how money talks, but I still love the Music. LIVE ON Michael!!


Thursday, July 2, 2009

CANDACE IS BACK!!!

YAY YAY YAY! After giving birth to her baby girl, who was a full 20 inches in length, (that's what you get when you have professional basketball players for parents) Candace Parker is finally getting back on the court with the LA Sparks. The Reigning WNBA MVP and Rookie of the Year is hoping that she can drop the baby fat and get her skills back and try to lead her team once again. 

For the jealous and/or curious types...sorry that Sheldon Williams of the Toronto Raptors (her husband and daughter's father) stole your woman....

Here's the Sparks semi-official video.


BET Buffoonery! (and some good stuff, too)

WELCOME TO THE JAMIE FOXX VARIETY SHOW!!!!!!













                                                                                                                                       

Soulja Boy...did you really need a track in the background? Bumping your 12-year-old shoulders and jumping out a bed....MESS!

Tyra Banks is crazy. "Presenting best male hip-hop...."  Hip Hop WHAT? Get it together Tyra!

Keri Hilson. Only Michael can keep singing after the track stops. One cannot try call-an- response if you don't sing well without digital effects. 

Keke Palmer. THANK YOU. Girl has some amazing voice quality...she needs to teach some people lessons out here. 

Chaka ODed on Latoya and said, "you have plenty of time to catch up to me and get 10 Grammy's"  <---WILD!

Terrence from 106(after Mary Mary's performance): "I definitely need some church after all the stuff i did last night!"

Keith Sweat, retire. Ciara...retire. (People in the audience were on their cell phones...it was THAT bad!)

Beyonce when did you sound better in different languages than your native tongue...and you are not a Disney Princess with your Tinkerbell skirt!!

Jay-Z...thank you for the DOA. One of the few decent performances. 

Jamie went up to the balcony and the camera man fell...why were people so OD? 

Tevin "reedeemer of the BET awards" Campbell...Still got it!

Johnny Gill, Tyrese, Trey Songz....way to go! 

The O'jays are mad funny--Especially Eddie. He said, "he's always been that slow."<-- how do you diss Quincy Jones?  My other dude goes, "I know how to quiet 'em down....I'd like to thank God for his blessings." <---PROBLEM.  But really O'jays...ya'll performed well even in old age. Where has the music gone? Ciara won't have it like that when she's 70...MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY MONEY....MOONAYYYY. 

Kanye was practically making out with his girl during the performance and Ray-J was Willie Bouncing...FAIL. 

Humanitarian award: Alicia and Wyclef. Way to go. 
12 grammy's and 20,000,000 albums and she's tryna keep a child alive. 
Over 50,000,000 albums and he's never forgetting Haiti...nice.
I get down with that!!!

Taraji Henson and Tyrese...Baby Boy was such a long time ago...Let it DIE!

Jamie Foxx(again)--Stop plugging yourself!! Stop giving shout-outs! Stop making bad jokes. 

For example (his intro of Maxwell): "i'm heterosexual, i'm all man! But this dude had me in a Prop 8 situation when I heard him sing. He had me moist." STOP. 

Maxwell. BEST PERFORMANCE OF THE NIGHT, but how many birds did they have to kill for the feathers. I'm calling PETA...Doves are missing their pretty wings.
See Maxwell's performance here: 
http://vodpod.com/watch/1827969-performance-maxwell-pretty-wings-bet-awards

Drake, Your name is Aubrey. Why did you and Lil Wayne swear like sailors on stage?? That song is offensive. He couldn't even get off that stool because of his accident and had little girls on stage as if that song doesn't say, "I wish i could f*** every girl in the world." <--MESS. 

After Drake's mess, Janet Jackson came out to speak at the awards. It was classy, beautiful and brief. Go ahead Janet. 

...and once again, Jamie Foxx performed(count them...1, 2, 3 times). This time he and Ne-Yo did a rendition of "I'll Be There". It was good, even had some harmony...*snaps to that*.

So in summation, BET is a mixed bag, but mostly foolish. 



PS. Art.Dreams.Faith.Hope.Love.